I was talking to Sam in the 11 'o' clock break and had the sudden urge to take his case.

Me- Do you know what screwing means ?
Sam- Of course I know what it means!
Me- Tell me what it means.
Sam- Stop bugging me, dude.
Me- I will enlighten you. If a girl rotates 360 degrees when she is riding you, it is called screwing.
Sam- Shut the fuck up!! That's not what it means.
Me- Of course it does.
Sam- Dude stop being gross. It is not possible. It is not as if the whole thing is a machine.
(Banavar joins us)
Banavar- It is like a machine only. That's where the word comes from. *Shows how a nut a is screwed*. That is the true meaning of screwing. You should posses a least this much general knowledge re. Dumb Fuck
Sam- But how is it possible? Wont something get stuck?
(Guhan and Arjun join in o have fun)
Arjun- There is no valve inside dumbo.
Guhan- If you are so unsure, go see this porn clip on your very own computer called "Nalini and Sangeeta"!
Sam- *wide expression* Fuck dude, I never knew this.
Me- You are an idiot, dude*high five behind his back*
Banavar- Grow up jackass. *returns high five*
*BELL RINGS*

Labels: Conversations, Mean